This all leads to some farcical stuff with chubby Poena hanging naked out of windows and so on, not to mention the ridiculously stereotyped moffies who supply some supporting action. In other words, she’s an utter cartoon of blow-up-doll Barbie lasciviousness. She looks and acts like one of those women you can get a picture of on your cellphone via SMS, as advertised so lavishly on e.tv. Desperate to lose their virginities, they are being tormented by a sexy schoolteacher (Perlé van Schalkwyk). And it’s high time, too - from the way they look, it seems they’ve been in grade 12 for about 15 years. Poena and his friend Vaatjie (Gerhard Odendaal) are just about to complete high school. (Hofmeyr at least displays some of what Ronald Suresh Roberts fondly calls “native intelligence”.) He’s like an even less attractive version of Steve Hofmeyr, if that is imaginable. Poena is played by Robbie Wessels, who is apparently already a pop star in the Afrikaans market. The first part is a sort of sex farce, the second is a would-be-heart-warming tale about Poena going for his dream - to become a pop star. The story breaks roughly into two halves. There are so many farting, pissing-in-your-pants, shitting-in-your-pants and getting-things-stuck-up-your-bum jokes in Poena is Koning that it makes American Pie look like Last Year at Marienbad. One, they want to make more money than Schuster two, they’re going about it by being as gross as humanly possible. The makers of Poena is Koning appear to have attempted to out-gross Leon Schuster - and I mean “out-gross” in both senses. And, bizarrely, they both feature full-grown adults pretending to be schoolboys - the lugubrious drama Ouma se Slim Kind and, this week, the crass comedy Poena is Koning. They don’t make any Afrikaans movies for a decade, then two come along in one year. But they've picked the worst moment to embark on their sexual escapade – it's matric exam time and their quest results in major distractions from their studies. Curious to know what the movie's about? Here's the plot: "Poena is Koning follows the sexual awakening of Poena Pieterse and his high school buddy Vaatjie, who have decided that they have to lose their virginity by the time they finish school.
Released September 21st, 2007, 'Poena Is Koning' stars Robbie Wessels, Gerhard Odendaal, Perlé van Schalkwyk, Willie Esterhuizen The movie has a runtime of about 1 hr 30 min, and received a user score of 61 (out of 100) on TMDb, which assembled reviews from 8 well-known users. Now, before we get into the nitty-gritty of how you can watch 'Poena Is Koning' right now, here are some details about the Aardbol Films comedy flick. Below, you'll find a number of top-tier streaming and cable services - including rental, purchase, and subscription options - along with the availability of 'Poena Is Koning' on each platform when they are available. Fancy watching ' Poena Is Koning' in the comfort of your own home? Searching for a streaming service to buy, rent, download, or watch the Willie Esterhuizen-directed movie via subscription can be difficult, so we here at Moviefone want to take the pressure off.